Steven



    Location:
    Most definately NOT in Alaska! HAHAHAHAHA.............
    Home or favorite faire I go everywhere.
    I live nowhere!
    About Me The worlds premiere Capt. Jack impersonator!!!

    Annnd I also do Sweeney Todd.
    Music W.A.S.P.,
    Bon Jovi,
    Dokken,
    Greatwhite,
    Icehouse,
    Mainly 8o's hair metal.

    Oh! And I really dig Ludwig Van.
    Movies HELLO!!!!!
    TV The late late show with Craig Ferguson.
    Two and a half men.
    Disc. ch.
    Hist. ch.
    TLC.
    Travel ch.
    Weather ch.(yeah. gimme a break!)
    Books The two greatest books EVER are:
    1) Caribbean Pirates by George Beahm.
    (Page 92, 94 and 215)
    2) Pirate Fever by Elayne Austen-Sharp.
    (Cover Bay-bee!!!)

    George R. R. Martin is the greatest Fantasy writer EVER!!!
    Take that up-tight Tolkien fans!
    Robin Hobb's works are fantastic too!

    And let's not forget the greatest adventure writer of all time...
    Robert E. Howard.
    Likes Guinness!!!
    or
    Miller lite.
    *Gimme a sponsorship!*


    Salty wenches...mmmmm...
    Good with a side of pork!


    Faires and festivals.
    Dislikes Arrogant-ignorant people.


    And they're out there just a-waitin' to hate on you!
    Hobbies I am the founding member of B.F.A.
    Blonde Faeries Annonymous...
    ... savvy?!
    Arrrr... gets me EVERY time!!!
    Vices Hmmm...
    let's see...
    Blonde Faeries.
    Annnd...
    Women,
    Women,
    Women,
    Women,
    Women,
    Women
    and SHE- Pirates.
    OH! ANNND...
    Women,
    Women,
    Women,
    Women,
    Women,
    Women
    ANNNNND women!!!
    SERIOUSLY!!!!!
    BRING ON THE WHITE WIMMINS!!!
    Virtues Is that French?!
    I'll have NOTHING to do with THAT, thank you very much!!!
    Heroes Why.... ME, of course!
    ;)
    Yahoo ID thepirateempire@yahoo.com
    Here For Not Specified, Friendships, Networking
    Relationship Status Committed Relationship
    Orientation Straight
    Children Proud Parent
    Number of Children 3
    Body Type Slim / Slender
    Height 5'8"
    Religion Primal Indigenous
    Ethnicity Native American
    Smoke Yes
    Drink Yes

    PLEASE HELP!!!

    Monday, April 20, 2009, 02:06 PM [General]

    These Teddy-bears below are for sale... er... up for "Adoption".

    Remember folks, a portion of the proceeds goes to my favorite charity..... Capt. Jacks home for un-wed  mothers.;)

    This weekend I will be at an SCA event with plenty of these wonderful critters. Stop by an see me at Father Dunn's merch tent.

    SCA event info:  http://www.eastkingdom.org/event-detail.html?eid=1687

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    Please help! Adopt a Jack Sparrow Teddy-bear

    Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 04:00 PM [General]

    These Teddy-bears below are for sale... er... up for "Adoption".

    Remember folks, a portion of the proceeds goes to my favorite charity..... Capt. Jacks home for un-wed  mothers.

    ;)

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    Jack Sparrow teddy-bears for sale

    Friday, December 5, 2008, 02:46 PM [General]

    A new drinkin' buddy or just someone to cuddle with.

    Jack Sparrow Teddy-bears




    Will Turner Teddy-bear w/POTC 2 costume

    Will Turner Teddy-bear w/POTC 3 costume

    UN-dead monkeys

    Sweeney Todd Teddy-bears 

    See these and other merchandise in my photo album at: www.photobucket.com for purchasing details

     username: thepirateempire
    or
    email me at: thepirateempire@yahoo.com




    ... Wind in your sails!

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    The Pirate Empire

    Tuesday, March 13, 2007, 08:29 PM [General]

    The Pirate Empire

    We are the world's premiere Pirates of the Caribbean character impersonators.

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